Happy early father's day to me!!

I had to submit to a drug test via urinalysis yesterday, and as I approached the counter of the diagnostics company to fill out some paperwork, the lady in charge asked me a question the brought me to a halt.

"Do you have a paternity?"

"Say what?" My mind was racing, I assume that this diagnostic company did a host of tests, paternity tests among them. "A paternity?!"

"No, no, a picture ID."

That wasn't at all embarrassing.