Did I ever tell you about Sammy Jenkis?

I swear one of my parent's cats is Sammy Jenkis. No matter how much or how often one feeds him, he wanders off for about five minutes and then returns to cry and cry like he is starving to death. I honestly don't think he remembers that he just ate half a tin of cat food and, given the chance, would eat and eat until he died, much like how Sammy Jenkis gave shot after shot of insulin to his wife until he killed her.