I need to get a dog to meet ladies

One of the oft-cited reasons for owning a pet is that is allows you to take your dog out in public in order to catch the attention of member of the opposite sex. And you know what? This sounds like a really good idea, actually. So after a quick whirl around the wonderful internet, I came across the perfect dog for me. It combined a playful spirit, friendly face, cuddly body, and that ineffable quality of cuteness that is guaranteed to get the ladies running my direction.

But imagine my horror and dismay when I went back online today to do some more reading about my dream dog, and learned that he had passed away. I suppose I can take comfort in the idea that "all dogs go to heaven", but I really think the world is a poorer place without that superpup. Now I'm sort of at a loss for what to do about that whole "attracting the ladies" bit. Oh well...looks like it's back to wearing a trenchcoat to the park and flashing women when they walk by...