Enticement

No matter what happens I can't seem to keep gayness out of my everyday life. On Saturday I went to a street market with a friend, then to a museum, and on the way back home decided to swing by Oxford Street to pick up some sunglasses I had eyed earlier. Coming out of the Oxford Circus tube stop, however, I soon realized that our quick stop was going to take a good deal longer than expected. The reason? Why, it was the Gay Pride Parade on Oxford Street that we had both forgotten was going on that day! Hmm, why do I mysteriously feel so comfortable around all these bald, gay men?

Sure enough, like all those other sneaky gays, these ones were out in force, trying to recruit decent, God-fearing straights everywhere! Why, just look at all this fine man flesh on display, doing everything they can to tempt other men with their well-toned, hairless bodies!

Oh, and does anyone feel like going to the Roller Disco later?