This poster does contain some truth...remember the "gift from above" that you recieved shortly after we left the VA? I must admit that I was glad it was you and not me. Had the pigeon aimed a few inches in my direction it would have been much more difficult to remove from my hair than it was to wipe off your head! Thankfully Lindsay had a wet wipe! But the poster does make me wonder...Are London rats really the size of children and old ladies? I wouldn't take anymore shortcuts through alleys if I were you!
In fact, I would stop thinking about the fact that London's monster rats might take the breadcrumbs away from our beloved pigeons and start praying that they don't use their head-sized claws to rip a piece out of the wall they're hiding behind, knock granny over the head and use little Clara as a main course instead...
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This poster does contain some truth...remember the "gift from above" that you recieved shortly after we left the VA? I must admit that I was glad it was you and not me. Had the pigeon aimed a few inches in my direction it would have been much more difficult to remove from my hair than it was to wipe off your head! Thankfully Lindsay had a wet wipe! But the poster does make me wonder...Are London rats really the size of children and old ladies? I wouldn't take anymore shortcuts through alleys if I were you!
In fact, I would stop thinking about the fact that London's monster rats might take the breadcrumbs away from our beloved pigeons and start praying that they don't use their head-sized claws to rip a piece out of the wall they're hiding behind, knock granny over the head and use little Clara as a main course instead...
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