The kiss of death

I've had this horrible dry throat for the past month or so, just absolutely dessicated and causing me to cough constantly. I think the Idaho climate isn't good for my health anymore, and the problem is only worsened when I go out to the bar and am exposed to cigarette smoke. So the other night when I came home from a brief night out, I popped in a Cepacol honey-lemon lozenge to ease my troubled throat. Tired as I was, however, I only got through about half the lozenge before expelling it and deciding to brush my teeth, and it was when I did this that I came to a startling realization:

Cepacols and toothpaste combine to give the precise scent of urinal cakes. And let me tell you, nothing is more pleasing to the palate than brushing your teeth with a urinal cake. Come on ladies, who wants to give me a kiss with my urinal breath!!