The Great War

I made the mistake of visiting Portland while wearing sneakers this weekend. Dumb. My feet were soaked for two days straight. I think I have trenchfoot now.

There was actually a guy in our building in London who claimed to be an EMT who specialized in foot and hand injuries. This was one of his more transparent lies. A girl sprained her foot while drunk, and he attributed her continued bruising and pain to trenchfoot. Diagnosis wrong, Dr. Dumbass. If memory serves I asked him if he was qualified to treat elbows as well as hands. I don't think he ever gave me a clear answer.