Infringement

The inspiration for genuis can come when you least expect it, and so Ross and I were pleasantly surprised to stumble upon a brilliant idea for a film. His wife, Rachael, dreamt that all the constituent parts that combine to make Ross were partitioned up, and there were two Ross Morans in the world. Let us be clear here: I'm not referencing clones or doppelgangers, but rather one man who has been disaggregated, so his singular personality now has different parts residing in two identical bodies sharing the same name. For instance, one body may get his love of his dogs, while the other body gets his hat affinity. And so on, until he is completely split into two. Rachael, in dreamland, falls in love with Ross Moran A, while simultaneously having an affair with Ross Moran B.

Brilliant! Ross put out the dream director for the project: David Cronenberg. We were both immensely satisfied with this choice, and amazed at our own brilliance at marrying concept with director most capable of handling it. Anyone seeing the problem with our genius yet? That's right movie fans. We apparently just heard the plot to Dead Ringers, and decided that David Cronenberg was best suited to direct it. Which he already did.

Stay off drugs, kids.