The revenant

What is it? What could it be? What force, be it on earth, in the stars above, or beyond the veil of the fourth dimension, could bring me back to blogging? This:
Yes indeed. The Volcano Taco, from Taco Bell. Who knew lava got it's rich, lustrous red color from Red Food Dye #5?

More than anything, I'm excited this item was released just in time for the Christmas season. I mean, jeez, just look at that thing. The red-dominant color scheme, with just a few green highlights? It screams Feliz Navidad! I know what I'm leaving out for Santa this year: a massive platter of Volcano Tacos. And do you know what Santa will leave me in return? Care to guess? That's right: a toilet bowl filled with spicy Santa volcano craps.

Thanks Taco Bell!