Updates, suckas!

Monday, September 18, 2006

Time is broken

Hi all, still in Utah...just can't seem to quite get up to Idaho. In lieu of actually appearing on Sunday like I promised, I figured I would cheat and post some more of my favorite videos. Enjoy. Or don't. Either way, you have to respect to a song that claims a person is "wild as the Taliban". Hilarious.

1) If I only had a brain--MC 900 Ft. Jesus
2) Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground--White Stripes
3) Feel the pain--Dinosaur Jr.
4) Rockin' the Suburbs--Ben Folds
5) Rubberband Man--TI
6) Army of Me--Bjork
7) Tunnels--Arcade Fire
8) Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald--Gordon Lightfoot
9) Nightswimming--REM
10) Y Control--Yeah Yeah Yeahs
11) Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe--Whale

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Concrete salvation

The Lord works in mysterious ways, or so the old saw goes. One of the eternal philosophical questions regarding religion is the seeming reticence of God; why doesn't God reveal itself to us? Why must we rely on faith without explicit proof? It's a question that has been asked, and answered, countless times, and it has been on my mind again for the past day, since I just finished reading "The Officers' Ward", a book about the real-life experiences of WWI French soldiers residing in a special hospital ward reserved for those who have been inflicted with massive facial injuries. In the book, one of the residents is devoutly religious, and understands his relationship as God as one based fundamentally on mystery, with man having been given the capacity to wonder and ponder the great questions of the universe, but not the faculties to answer them with. The only answers reside with God, and they may never be revealed to man. Instead of expecting God to peel back the obscuring layers of existence, he argued that man can expect nothing in the way reciprocity. Good behaviour doesn't purchase answers; God isn't a trader to be bartered with: "[Penanster] made a distinction between believers, among whom he was proud to number himself, and the merely superstitious. 'The first give,' he would say. 'The second give in order to receive.'

But what God gives us are clues, signs, sprinkled about to let us know of its existence. And it was during my stay in Helsinki that I stumbled across another hint of God:



I puzzled over this for some time, wondering why God owned a gas station, or was suffering from bad gas, when it finally struck me that it wasn't the possessive form at all, but was actually a contraction for "God is Gas".

I was stunned. I immediately began to cast my eyes around, looking for any other religious iconography that was related to the automative, petroleum-related realm. And within a day, I found it:


Look closely (click to enlarge). Who do you see? Quite clearly, it is the Messiah, God's only son, who has left an imprint on the carpark of the Tenispalatsi movie theatre in Helsinki. I found myself reeling. Jesus, in Helsinki? And what's more, comprised of motor oil? I feel a new site of pilgrammage is at hand.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

By popular demand

Seeing as there is some interest in when I get back to the US in the comments section of my previous post, I decided just to throw up a quick post about it. I just back into London after being in Finland and Scotland for the past two weeks, and I am here for less than 24 hours before catching my flight back to the States. I'll be getting in late on Thursday night, but will be spending a couple of days with my sister in Utah until we drive up together to Idaho, the net result being that I get into Idaho late Saturday evening/early Sunday morning. So, what is everyone doing on Sunday? Anything spectacular?

Oh, and as far as getting picked up by a guy, I can't say he fully succeeded, and I can't blame it on any of my numerous pink shirts, since I was actually just wearing a bright orange shirt with a yellow man on the front. Good thing I left the pink shirts at home, I suppose...

Sunday, September 10, 2006

I've still got it

Hey gang, been light on the updates because I have been wanting to post some pics along with the text, but I am still in Helsinki and my camera's memory card reader is still in London. Whoopsie!! But you will all be thrilled to know I still have my gay-attraction magic working in overdrive, as I got picked up this Friday night by a gentleman. At least he was young and hip, so I found the whole ordeal flattering, much more so than if he had been an unattractive middle-aged guy. I wish I could bottle this magic and sell it, or at least convert it into working on women as well. As it stands, all my luck in love seems to be focused on the men still. Bleh.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Still on the road

Sorry for the lack of updates everyone, but I am still on the road, living the semi-homeless lifestyle, and it has been , if nothing else, educational. Just today I learned that when faced with mortal terror I am prone to screech like a little girl. And speaking of embarassment, I fear that I may be on a crime watch list in jolly olde England, all due to a misguided trip to the ballet. I look forward to giving my side of these damning stories in the near future.